Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls!
Please welcome the Wump Mucket Puppets!
Species: Sea Serpent/Kelpie
Likes: Singing silly songs, tall tales, baseball games.
Dislikes: Knock-Knock jokes, shoes, oatmeal.
Name: G’Wazzl G’Wook
Likes: Doris Day films, Play-Doh, comics.
Dislikes: Asteroids, low-fat milk, shopping malls.
Age: 24 (that’s really 98 in Sasquatch years)
Likes: Snack cakes, popcorn, lemonade, and watching sports.
Dislikes: Getting up early, “reality TV”, mellow music from the 1970′s.