Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls! 

Please welcome the Wump Mucket Puppets!

 

Name: Cyril

Age: 42

Species: Sea Serpent/Kelpie

Likes: Singing silly songs, tall tales, baseball games.

Dislikes: Knock-Knock jokes, shoes, oatmeal.

 

 

Name: G’Wazzl G’Wook

Age: Unknown

Species: G’Wook

Likes: Doris Day films, Play-Doh, comics.

Dislikes: Asteroids, low-fat milk, shopping malls.

 

Name: Coleman

Age: 24 (that’s really 98 in Sasquatch years)

Species: Sasquatch/Yeti

Likes: Snack cakes, popcorn, lemonade, and watching sports.

Dislikes: Getting up early, “reality TV”, mellow music from the 1970′s.